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The 40 Year Old Virgin
(16) He told him to go fuck a goat. (17) The aforementioned adams apple and the size of her/his hands (they were bigger than Andy's). (18) Andy threatened to tell Paula about the recordable CDs that the guys were stealing if they didn't leave him alone. (19) He told Trish that he was having some new carpeting installed. (20) Yes, it did.

(21) The Indian also told Andy to try flicking his testicle with his finger until it hurt. (22) That question was addressed to the counselor (Nancy Walls) at the Health Clinic. (23) He was lying on his back, in the middle of the street, after being catapulted through a double-sided billboard that read, "You know you want it." (24) Another half hour (25) Andy lasted less than a minute the first time he had sex with Trish.


Sixteen Candles
He intercepted it when Samantha tried to pass it to her friend, Randy, in study hall.
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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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The answer to this next question can be used the next time someone chides you about getting one wrong. What did Mooj (Gerry Bednob) say to Jay every time he got mad at him?
17. Remember what we said about advice? That applied to others, of course. Not ours. If you have any concerns at all that your date might be a man, just look for an adams apple. The sound of the person's voice would be another giveaway. If it quacks like a duck, odds are, it's a freakin' duck! What physical traits gave away the prostitute (Jazzmun) that Andy was hooked up with?

18. In the movie Goodfellas, Henry (Ray Liotta) earned Jimmy's (Robert De Niro) respect by not ratting on his friends. The dirt that Andy had on his friends probably wouldn't have sent them to jail, but it could have gotten them fired. What illegal activity are we referring to?

19. There wasn't a stitch of furniture in Andy's living room when Trish saw his place for the first time. That was because he got rid of anything that would've embarrassed him. How did he explain what appeared to
be, that "just moved in" look?

20. Talk about a suspension of disbelief. Did the following really happen? Andy had to read the packaging because he wasn't sure if a condom went over the balls.

21. Remember the conversation that Andy had with the Indian who helped him get rid of his erection? That's what this next question pertains to. When Andy told the Indian that sex and masturbation wasn't an option, he was told to try one of two things. The first was to take a match, light it, blow out the flame and then press the ember to his wrist. What was the other solution?

22. Who was Andy talking to when he asked with a straight face, "Is it true that if you don't use it, you can lose it?"

23. Where was Andy, and what was he doing when he
finally told Trish that he was a virgin?

24. Andy waited 40 years to lose his virginity so another few minutes shouldn't have mattered, right? Let's say he let the custodian who was buffing the floors in his honeymoon suite finish his job. How much longer would it have been?

25. If you blinked during the film's closing sequence, you may have missed something. Okay, maybe we're exaggerating, but the act that we're referring to happened in less than a minute. Come on, we know you know this one. You can thank us later for saving the easiest question for last.
Sixteen Candles
John Hughes, 1984
Samantha (Molly Ringwald) wasn't kidding when she said she'd, "Shit twice and die" if anyone found out about the sex survey she filled out in Sixteen Candles. We'll pass it to you if you can tell us how Jake (Mike Schoeffling) got a hold of it.
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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Judd Apatow, 2005