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  GODS, MONSTERS AND MEN
Time Bandits
Terry Gilliam, 1981
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Someone a lot more famous than us once said, if you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them think, they'll hate you. We don't care. What doesn't kill us will (hopefully) make you and even a Supreme Being (Ralph Richardson) smarter - smart enough to know when he's being lulled into a false sense of security.
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Alice in Wonderland
(1) Alice fell down the rabbit hole on Griblig Day in the time of the Red Queen. (2) No, it was Mally's (Barbara Windsor). (3) Warm pig bellies were great for aching feet and they were the perfect height. (4) She didn't go in either direction. She proceeded straight ahead. (5) Pishsalver
(6) You should see a little red heart (in lipstick) on your cheek, unless she kissed you somewhere else (perish the thought!).

(7) The Cheshire cat (Stephen Fry) saved his noggin with his evaporating skills. (8) There's a potion that can make you shrink, a cake that can make you grow, animals can talk, cats can disappear, and a place called Wonderland really does exist. Alice also discovered that she could slay the Jabberwocky. (9) The final battle was fought on a giant, chessboard. (10) Why is a raven like a writing desk?


Time Bandits
His minions thought the Evil Genius (David Warner) could do that by not trying to escape from the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness.
That's why they're minions, kids.
 
Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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Unroll the Oraculum to Frabjous Day and tell us what you see. You should find the most celebrated day in Underland. Now, roll it back to the day that Alice (Mia Wasikowska) fell down the rabbit hole. See a date? We couldn't find one either, so you'll have to think…
someone must have mentioned it.

2. Alice tried to wake herself up with a pinch in the chapter entitled The Wrong Alice. When that didn't work, she resorted to the old, hairpin trick. That wasn't her idea, was it?

3. Pigs, what are they good for? Bacon, ham… and ottomans? That's right. They also make nifty footstools. Ask the Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter). But why pigs? Couldn't some other furry, woodland creature serve the same purpose? Perhaps, but you won't hear any pigs complaining. Not when there's a chance of ending up as someone's breakfast.

4. Oh crap, I think we've lost our way in Underland. Should we stop and ask someone for directions? What's that? Anyone but Tweedledee and Tweedledum (Matt Lucas), you say? They pointed in opposite directions when
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Tim Burton, 2010
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
Alice asked where the rabbit (Michael Sheen) went. Which way did she go?

5. We'll eat it if you can name it. The ingredients to this recipe included a pinch of worm fat, horsefly urine, buttered fingers, three coins from a dead man's pocket, two teaspoons of wishful thinking and some of the White Queen's (Anne Hathaway) own spit.

6. The Red Queen wants to thank you with a kiss for returning the Bandersnatch's missing eye. Gaze into the mirror after that reward has been bestowed upon you and tell us what you see.

7. We lost count of how many times the Red Queen shouted the phrase, "Off with their heads!" The Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) nearly lost his in the chapter entitled Mutiny. How did he get out of that mess?

8. Some people can't even see straight before their
first cup of coffee in the morning while others dream of the impossible. We're referring, of course, to Alice's dad (Marton Csokas). She encountered six "impossible things" of her own during her journey through Underland. Name as many as you can.

9. Whose move is it? Why are we even asking you that question? Well, when we saw that, we figured, why the hell not?

10. We haven't the slightest idea what the answer to this next question is. But maybe you know it. That was the answer to a question that was raised by the Hatter at some point in the film. Don't go too crazy thinking about it. It'll drive you mad!