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The Alien Invasion Survival Quiz
(1) The physical evidence happens to be hazardous to one's health (2) Because any type of rhythmic noise above 100 decibels will either neutralize their electro-paralysis techniques, limit it's capability or just give the buggers a splitting headache. (3) Rage/anger and indifference
(4) A guard dog (5) Days (6) Statistical data has indicated that cell phone users are 345 times more likely to be abducted than non cell phone users. Any use of your mobile phone, even just having it switched on in your pocket, may alert aliens to your exact location.


Mars Attacks!
The charred remains of the Secret Service agent who gave his life to save the President's
 
Have you ever experienced a sensation of missing time? Have you ever found a metallic implant somewhere in your body? It's likely that you're a victim of alien abduction, and you don't even know it.

Aliens are among us. While the true intentions of these mysterious intruders from outer space are unknown, there's no doubt that their actions are nefarious. It's your right - your civic responsibility - to learn the skills necessary to protect yourself, your loved ones and ultimately your planet.

Make no mistake - our world is under attack and this handbook may be the only thing standing between the human race and total annihilation. Read it and join the resistance.
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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a secret agenda, systematically exploiting, probing and violating us.

It's time to say enough is enough and take action, but not before you take this quiz. Knowing how to fight an enemy that is so ruthlessly efficient, cunningly evasive and  technically advanced is half the battle.

1. It was Dr. J Allen Hynek, a senior scientific advisor for the United States Navy on three unidentified flying saucer studies between 1947 and 1969, who outlined the now-famous classification system to describe UFO sightings. There's no reason to fear a close encounter of the second kind, unless...

2. There's safety in numbers, kids, as long as you blend in with the right crowd (from being abducted, not reduced to ash by a Martian death ray). While large clusters of
Since aliens first raised their grotesque heads in H.G. Wells' 1898 novel; The War of the Worlds, we have known that when they come, it will not be in peace. Many believe they are already here, and have, since the dawn of civilization, been inexorably pursuing
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
W.H. Mumfrey, 2009
10 Questions
people might seem like easy pickings for those bug-eyed bastards, the odds of it happening at a concert or a sporting event are pretty much slim and none. Why is that, apart from the obvious reason(s)?

3. What won't protect you from an alien with a mind to control yours? Commercially produced or homemade (tin foil) helmets, prayers to the deity of your preference and/or cognitive resistance. What's that?

4. Gotta go to Lowes for all (most) of your home, alien-proofing needs. Contrary to popular belief, aliens cannot materialize out of thin air or beam a person up to their spacecraft so a few deadbolts and security bars might do it. You'll have to take your business elsewhere for the  third item on our list. A burglar usually does whenever he encounters one.

5. Not that we'd know, but a
stalker usually watches the object of his or her desire for months before that obsession progresses to some form of physical contact. The answer to how long an abductee is observed prior to an abduction is one or two; hours, days or weeks?

6. If you have to leave the safety of your home, leave it behind or you could be kissing yours goodbye. The odds of being abducted increase even more if you take it with you. It being the one thing many folks think they could never live without.
W.H. MUMFREY
Those boots were made for squashing. That's what they're gonna do. One of these days a Martian's gonna stomp all over you! Sing it, kids and then cover your eyes. The President (Jack Nicholson) made a conscious effort to step over something in the same scene. Do you remember who or what it was? We do.
Mars Attacks!
Tim Burton, 1996
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