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  LAW AND DISORDER
Shit happens, and so do fender benders. But how many people can say they rear-ended a gangster's car and were let off the hook without so much as a warning? Dr. Sobel (Billy Crystal) could, and it wasn't because Jelly's (Joe Viterelli) heart was as big as his belly.
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
Why was he willing to - you know where we're going with this one, don't you - fugedah bout it?

2. Relax and tell us again what's been bothering your "friend." You say he can't sleep at night and he cries for no reason? We had a patient in here the other day with some of the same issues. We can't tell you his name, but we can show you some of our notes… Does he also do that?

3. We'll say this much for Dr. Sobel; the guy had a pair. People don't end up in shark tanks for no reason. He didn't have to ask why, but we do.
to the guy. What did he do instead, for shits and giggles?
Dragnet
Tom Mankiewicz, 1987
We had a "nightmare" of a time with the wording of this question, until we slept on it. If one fictional character thinks a person whom he believes is real is related to someone who isn't, wouldn't that person question his own sanity? Connect the dots.
Analyze This
(1) He would have ended up behind bars if the investigating officer heard and/or saw the person that was tied up in the trunk. (2) Paul told Dr. Sobel that his "friend" got nervous around his friends. What did he expect? When you have gangsters for friends, how does the saying go? Who needs enemies? (3) He threatened to cut off Paul's therapy sessions if Jelly and Jimmy (Richard Castellano) didn't stop bothering him.  (4) "Bloodbath" and "Closure" (5) He described the chest-bursting scene from Alien.

Dragnet
We could have just asked you where Pep (Tom Hanks) got the crazy idea that his partner (Dan Aykroyd) was in some way related to Freddy Krueger, but that would have been too easy. The answer, kids, is he didn't really believe that. The house that belonged to Joe's grandmother (Lenka Peterson) just reminded him of the house in A Nightmare on Elm Street.
4. Grab a dictionary. We want you to look up the meaning of two words. The first is the one that got Dr. Sobel's attention during a conversation about the big mob meeting that was going to take place in New York. The second is the word that Primo Sindone (Chazz Palminteri) didn't understand. He thought it was something that Paul (Robert De Niro) was going to try to hit him with.

5. Wouldn't it have been great if Dr. Sobel imitated Don Corleone (Marlon Brando) when Primo asked him who he was? It would have left us in stitches, but then we weren't sitting next
Harold Ramis, 1999
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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