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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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Bruce Almighty
(1) The only thing it proved, he said, was that the Kowolskis had more free time than the previous record-holder. (2) The occasional, sugar-induced coma that followed (3) His dream was to become an anchorman (4) She was topless in the photo. (5) "B-E-A-utiful!"

(6) He ended some of his reports with that phrase, but not all of them. So the correct answer is false. (7) He told Grace that his blood type was I.B. Positive. "I be positive they ain't touchin' me with no needle." (8) He asked her why she threw the Blue Heart of the Ocean jewel over the railing of the Titanic. (9) "Telling Evan what you really thought of him during his live-feed from Niagara Falls was the last straw. We're sorry, Bruce, but we have to do what's in the best interest of the station."

(10) He shouted, "Yeah, you better run!" when the thugs walked away. (11) Grace thought Bruce was going to propose to her when he said, "It's going to burst out of me like an alien if I don't do it now." (12) He kept paging Bruce's beeper when Bruce demanded that God answer him.
(13) At the Omni Presents building on 23rd street


The Change-Up
He wished he had more time to read.
You know what we have in common with the Kowolskis (Lillian Adams and Christopher Darga)? They baked the largest cookie ever made. We cooked up something even bigger - a movie trivia book to end all movie trivia books! Ask Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey)
what either record proved and you'll probably get the same answer, which is why he isn't getting another taste.

2. The Kowolski family bakery was known for two things. One was their "sinfully sweet," cream-filled Polski pierogis. Yum-E! The other? Not so good.

3. We all have dreams and aspirations. If yours is to play God for a week, forget it. The position has already been filled. What did Bruce want more than anything else?

4. Like it. Love it. Keep it. Ditch it. We need to come to some sort of compromise here. We'll let you borrow the photo album that Grace (Jennifer Aniston) put together if you'll let us the see the picture she hated. If you can't do that, at least describe it for us.

5. "As if!" If those words ever apply to you, our advice would be to keep on walking. No amount of charm is going to win that person over. What did Bruce exclaim whenever he saw something he liked?

6. True or False: Bruce ended each of his reports with the phrase, "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

7. Which number do you
think is higher, the number of people who look forward to going to the doctor or those who feel that stand-up comedy should be a requirement for any doctor's training? If Bruce's physician were Rodney Dangerfield, he may have been a willing blood donor. "At least someone wants yours'. They keep telling me there's no match for ugly. No respect, I tell ya. No respect!" How did Bruce make Grace laugh when she tried to talk him into doing the same thing?

8. When Bruce interviewed Irene Dansfield (Selma Stern), no relation to Rodney, he asked her a few questions that had nothing to do with the assignment he was on. We'd answer the first with the words, "We thought it belonged to Luca Brasi."

9. The Donald (Trump, that is) isn't here to do our dirty work, so you'll have to be the bearer of bad news and tell Bruce why he was fired. Go easy on him. He did make us laugh.

10. Remember the homeless man (Jack Jozefson) that Bruce helped? It wasn't the smartest thing to do. Some might even say he deserved a good, old-fashioned, ass kicking because of it. Why?
11. Hang on a second. There's something rattling inside our brain… It feels like another question. If we don't use it soon, it'll burst out like an alien. Grace misinterpreted something that Bruce said when he uttered the same words, give or take a few. What did she think he meant?

12. God speaks to people in mysterious and sometimes annoying ways. Bruce may have answered the Big Guy's (Morgan Freeman) messages sooner if he had gone about it in a different way. Explain.

13. God appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush on Mount Sinai. Where did Bruce meet his maker?
The Change-Up
David Dobkin, 2011
Be careful what you wish for, or should we say, "piss for"? Of all the things that Dave (Jason Bateman) envied about Mitch's (Ryan Reynolds) life - sex with strange women, smoking weed all day, working one week a year - our favorite was perhaps, the most easily attained. Well, that and the stress-free dumps.
Tom Shadyac, 2003
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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