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Cabin Boy
(1) One could say that it didn't because nothing really changed. He continued to exhibit the same foolish behavior and beliefs, even after he realized what happened. (2) A cow was blocking the sign that pointed the way to the Queen Catherine. (3) Kenny agreed to take the ship back to Hawaii after Nathaniel convinced him that the Captain needed a vacation. (4) No, he wasn't. (5) She was trying to swim around the world. Nathanial thought it was fate because his christening wig was stuck to her body. 

(6) He used Nathanial's noggin to crack a walnut. (7) The creature retreated back into the depth of the ocean after it was doused with hot coffee.
(8) He would have danced in front of her in his underwear. (9) He was referring to the island when he said that so the correct answer is "a place."
(10) Nathanial stood on Trina's back while she swam to the ship. 

Dude, Where's My Car?
We "borrowed" the necklace that enabled Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William-Scott) to increase the size
of their girlfriends' breasts.
The film began with the words; "Nothing so liberates the heart when a fool awakes from his folly." How did that proverb apply to Nathanial Mayweather (Chris Elliot)?
Adam Resnick, 1994
2. You know who else was as "dumb as a carp"? Kenny (Andy Ricther), but at least he knew where he was and where he was going. How did Nathanial end up on the wrong ship?

3. No one took Nathanial up on his offer when he tried to bribe his way to Hawaii. So how did he get the ship turned around in the right direction? The answer is with a little help from his gullible friend. Explain.

4. What's stranger than a big, fat-ass floating cupcake? One that spits tobacco, of course. Was Chocki (Russ Tamblyn) a figment of Nathanial's imagination?

5. When Nathanial first laid eyes on Trina (Melora Walters) he sighed, "Just my luck. I instantly fall in love for the first time in my life and it's with a corpse." What was she doing out in the middle of the ocean, and why did Nathanial think it was fate that he found her?
6. Keep someone around long enough and you're bound to find some use for them, even if the person is as worthless as a three-dollar bill. What would Paps (James Gammon) have been referring to if he remarked, "Well, at least he's good for that," in the chapter entitled Dance, Boy, Dance?

7. You know what have really been funny - if the monster jumped backed into the sea after catching a whiff of Paps' breath. Did he use a cup of hot cocoa, coffee or soup to defeat the creature?

8. Skunk (Brian Doyle-Murray) told Nathanial to try patting Trina on the ass after he admitted that he wasn't getting anywhere with the girl of his dreams. What would he have done if he followed the Captain's (Ritch Brinkley) advice?

9. Was Big Teddy (Brion James) referring to a person, a place or a thing when he remarked, "It looks
like something you dream about after a quart of Jack Daniels and a couple of bad sausages"?

10. How does one get to a ship that has already set sail without a boat, some type of raft or a helicopter? It can't be done, can it? Not unless you swim for it. But you can't get wet, save for a few splashes of water. That really complicates things, doesn't it? Do you remember how that feat was accomplished in the film's closing sequence?
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Dude, Where's My Car?
Danny Leiner, 2000