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  BLONDE AMBITION
Legally Blonde
Robert Luketic, 2001
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No points will be awarded for this quiz. "As if," you say? Let us finish. What you'll get instead is what Cher (Alicia Silverstone) gave herself for her good deeds. If that's not good enough, and that was your reply, you really are clueless.
The resume that Professor Callahan (Victor Garber) was handed in Legally Blonde was certainly unique. Not only was it pink, but it was also scented. You could say it was another example of style over substance, but Elle (Reese Witherspoon) knew the importance of the former. Which of the following couldn't be listed as one of her accomplishments?
A. Bachelors degree in Fashion Merchandising from UCLA B. Miss Hawaiian Tropic C. President of her sorority, Delta Nu  or D. Style consultant for a Ricky Martin video.
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Clueless
(1) "Snaps" was Cher's way of patting herself on the back for a job well done. The phrase, "As if" was used to express utter disgust or repulsion, not disappointment. (2) Both were named after famous singers who appeared in infomercials (3) The handwriting was distinctly feminine.  (4) Look at the person sitting next to you. Is his or her legs crossed and pointing in your direction? If they are, they're probably not even aware of it so don't get too excited. (5) He did

(6) It seemed like half of the female-half of the student body either had or wanted plastic surgery. Just make sure she wants a nose or boob job before you offer to pay for one. (7) She thought you could lose weight if you cut your food up into tiny pieces. (8) She dropped her pen with the pink, fuzzy eraser. (9) We would have shown up with her most "capable-looking" outfit - a white collarless Fred Segal shirt. She didn't think she could pass the test without it. (10) Spell it however you like. We're "Outtie/Audi" here. The latter denoted the leaving of a setting or a location.

Legally Blonde
B & D. She finished as the first runner-up in the Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest she entered. As for the Ricky Martin video, she did appear in one, but he role she played is anyone's guess. That question wasn't answered.
 
Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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2. You know who we're jealous of? Anyone who can ace one of our quizzes after only one viewing. Dionne (Stacey Dash) and Cher knew what that felt like, the envied part. That was how they became friends. What was their connection to infomercials?

3. Leave it to us to find something wrong with something that worked. We're referring to the secret admirer letter that was left for Miss Geist (Twink Caplan). What Cher should have done was address it to Mr. Hall (Wallace Shawn), instead. Why?

4. Who knew that sitting a certain way could be interpreted as an unequivocal sex invite? We didn't until Cher pointed it out in the chapter entitled Powers of Persuasion.

5. What could make a lawyer daddy (Dan Hedaya) prouder than a child who could talk their way out of
(almost) anything? Did he really say he couldn't be any happier if Cher's report card was based on real grades?

6. Not sure what to get the girl of your dreams for Christmas this holiday season? If she's a student at Bronson Alcott High, and you can afford it, we'd say this, which could lead to that, unless she interprets it the wrong way.

7. Guess which diet we're trying next week? Cher's. It won't help us lose any weight. We just want to prove that eating smaller portions doesn't work unless it's done the correct way. Explain.

8. If your memory is a little fuzzy on this one, like ours is, that's a good thing. It should be if you remember how Cher got Christian's (Justin Walker) attention.

9. Of all the stupid questions that were asked in the film, none was, should we say,
more clueless, than the one  that was posed to Cher's driving instructor (Ron Orbach) in the chapter entitled Majorly, Totally, Butt Crazy in Love. We'll tell you how you did if you can guess what we would have done to help calm her nerves prior to the test.

10. Time for one more? What's the opposite of an innie belly button? That's our last word (and yours) on this quiz.
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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Amy Heckerling, 1995