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  TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE HEROIC WAY
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Deadpool
(11) More silence. That's most teenage girls, isn't it? (12) His ass went through the windshield of a parked car. (13) "Pork and beans"
(14) His body was deprived of oxygen. (15) The night he kept his mouth shut, ironically enough. He used it to swipe a match from Angel's mouth which led to his escape from the factory.

(16) Ninja (17) Maybe she was a mutant, herself, and had the nose of a shark. That's our best guess, kids. (18) Waldo. Wade kept asking, "Where's Francis?" (19) We're with Wade on this one, that shithole's life didn't deserve to be spared. (20) None of the above, the word she used was "Bunch."

Kick-Ass
He was sprayed in the eyes with some hairspray and knocked upside the head with a tennis racket. The things we do for love.
 
Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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"Negasonic (Brianna Hildebrand) Teenage What the Shit?" How could someone forget the coolest superhero name ever? That was just a case of misunder-hearing. She didn't know what to say when Wade described her to a T. Long sullen silences followed by
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Tim Miller, 2016
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
mean comments followed by what?

12. That had to hurt like a mother! Wade broke both of his hands and a foot when he tried to bitch slap (and kick) Colossus (Stefan Kapicic). The big guy showed remarkable restraint, until enough was finally enough. What happened when he swatted Wade away like the annoying pest he was?

13. Would you endure the hell that Wade was subjected to in order to unleash your inner mutant? The better question might be, could you? If the answer is yes to both, sign on the dotted line _ __ _ _. All we need now is a safe-word, just in case you decide to wussy out at the last minute. The one that Wade joked about using right before he reached the point of no return works for us.

14. The hell wasn't just for Ajax's (Ed Skrein)
amusement, you know. In order for the serum to work, the subject had to be subjected to extreme stress. What triggered Wade's mutation?

15. That Wade, he had some mouth on him, didn't he? When would you say it served him best?

16. Scaredevil? That would have been a cool name. Even Mr. Neverdie or the White ... , if he stuck with the first costume he wore.

17. Who wants to spend a third of their income on seltzer water and lemon juice? Wade would have if he didn't change his costume. How did Al (Leslie Uggams) notice the bloodstains if she was blind?

18. You haven't heard this next question before, we promise. The next one maybe, but that's what happens from time to time when you've written as many as we have. The one
that Wade kept repeating would have really been funny if the character we're thinking of had this name.

19. There's only four or five moments in a person's life that really matter. It's in those moments, Colossus said, that everything else falls away. How you react in those moments is how the world will see you. After hearing that, Wade shot and killed Ajax anyway. Why?

20. Vanessa told Wade that it would take a brief adjustment period to get used to his new face when she saw it for the first time, that and a few drinks. Did she say a few, a lot or enough to male her forget what it looked like?
The difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker, apart from the costume… Anyone? That's right, Spidey gets the girl. Dave (Aaron Johnson) finally got the girl of his dreams in the chapter entitled Worth Living For, along with something far less desirable. Come on tough guy. Show us what you got. Or should we say, what he got.
Kick-Ass
Matthew Vaughn, 2010