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  TRIVIA GUY
Family Guy
Zombie Guy, 2016
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Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
(1) Law and Order (2) A trombone. The same person also got hit with a bundt cake. Who wouldn't want to play a game of dodgeball with fifty of those? (3) No, those were Lois' words. (4) He was pulling a piece of dental floss out of his ass.
(5) He fell down his indoor waterslide

(6) She fell down the imaginary steps that were behind the desk (7) He showed up for school wearing only a space helmet and a pair of boots. (8) He was wearing a pair of reading glasses (9) He wanted Mrs. Lockhart to run away with him to the fort under his bed. That was the password she needed. (10) You'd stroke the person's back with your foot

Zombie Guy
Drop, light and roll. Drop the trousers, let one rip and set a stink-bomb on fire!
 
Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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words parody LA Law, Law and Order or Hill Street Blues?

2. What would give you a bigger headache, one too many drinks or getting beaned in the old noggin by a dodgeball? There's an equal amount of fun and hurtin to be had in both recreational activities unless the latter is played with the object that one parent got hit with after Peter yelled, "Heads up!"

3. If we asked you how Brian became a Chris' English Comp teacher you'd answer, "Ms. Clifton quit after she won the lottery," wouldn't you? Her last words were, "I'm free from all those snot-nosed little bastards!" Now, maybe it's just us, but we don't think she could have made her intentions any clearer other than by coming right out and saying "I quit!" Was it Peter who asked, "Is she coming back?"

4. You're familiar with the
show Dirty Jobs, aren't you? Here's one that would turn Mike Rowe's stomach. What was Chris doing when Brian sighed, "If dogs aren't supposed to eat (that), why do they make it mint-flavored?"

5. And you think your homeowner's insurance is high? Imagine what the Griffins were paying, if they had any at all. How did Peter almost break his neck after Brian complained about living with an idiot?

6. File this next question under the category of You Can't Say He Didn't Warn Her! Chris tried to point something out to Mrs. Lockhart right before this mishap occurred, but she either didn't hear him or maybe she just didn't believe him. What are we referring to?

7. Lois told her son, "The way to win a girl's (heart) is to do something romantic and unexpected." What he ended up doing fell under
the category of foolish and embarrassing. What would he have been referring to if he remarked, "that's the last time I listen to dad"?

8. There was something different about Brian's appearance when he sighed, "I don't know what to do, you know? Society has given up on these kids and I feel like I may be the only one who can help them." What was it?

9. Marco, Polo. Chris repeated the word "Taco" after a door was slammed in his face. Why?

10. The episode ended with the words "Love you" and a physical display of affection between Mrs. Lockhart and the bear that mauled her husband. What did that involve?
"In the television comedy world, the people are entertained by two separate, yet equally important types of shows. Traditional sitcoms that get laughs out of everyday situations and animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter." Did those
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High, 2005
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
Peter Griffin, Zombie Slayer!? Why the cluck not? He's proven he can take a lickin from a foul-tempered chicken and keep on tickin. What would a Petard do if he was surrounded by a horde of the flesh-eating beasties? DL&R would be our guess.