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 THIS IS YOUR BRAIN IN HIGH SCHOOL
American Pie
Peter Weitz, 1999
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Tongue twisters can be fun, especially when they're twisting in all the right places. We can't offer a demonstration of the technique that Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) used, but we'll be happy to spell it out for you. All you have to do is ask… for the correct set of letters. NGL, RND or HVN?
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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
(1) Part wimp and part pussy. (2) She smiled, looked him directly in the eye and laughed at the stupid joke he told. (3) He said he had to return his sister's car by 11:00. (4) The new schedule was very confusing. (5) Can a car be fixed with a set of television repair tools? It would depend on the extent of the damage, wouldn't it? You saw what Jefferson's car looked like after it was wrecked, But that was all Spicoli had.
(6) Never let on how much you like a girl. Always call the shots. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. When ordering food, find out what she wants, then order for the both of you and whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV when making out. (7) It was tucked into the top of Spicoli's jeans. (8) C (9) Knock before entering and lock the door! (10) The film didn't answer that question, so we'll have to take an educated guess here and say yes, she did. How could she not?

American Pie
RND: Vicky (Tara Reid) had her first orgasm through a technique called the Tongue T-o-r-n-a-d-o.
Brian Backer's character (Mark Ratner) could be summed up in one word - "Wuss." We've all heard the term, but how many of you really know where it comes from? We wouldn't ask if it weren't defined in the film.
2. We didn't notice the resemblance, but one of Stacy's (Jennifer Jason Leigh) friends thought that Ron (D.W. Brown) looked like Richard Gere. What did she do at Linda's (Phoebe Cates) urging to win him over when she introduced herself? 

3. Mark seemed genuinely pleased with how things went with Stacy the night of their date. He did forget his wallet and the stereo was stolen from his sister's car, but none of that really mattered - at least not to Stacy who wanted to take things even further. That's when Mark got cold feet and decided to call it a night. What excuse did he use?

4. Speaking of excuses. Mr. Hand (Ray Walston) didn't buy the one that Spicoli (Sean Penn) used for showing up late on the first day of class, but you know what? It sounded to us like as good a reason as any. Do you remember what he said? We do.

5. Okay, so maybe Spicoli wasn't smart enough to pull the wool over Mr. Hand's eyes, but Jefferson (Forest Whitaker) believed him. We're referring, of course, to the story he made up about his car being vandalized by a rival high school. You know what he would have done if that
didn't work? Plan B, kids. What did that involve?

6. Everyone has a plan until they've been hit… or rejected. Mike's (Robert Romanus) usually worked like a charm. Remind us of some of its finer points.

7. Care for a bagel? Our answer would be, "Thanks, but no thanks" if it's the one we're thinking of. It's yours, if you want it. The question is, do you know where it's been?

8. When Arnold (Scott Thomson) turned his head to admire the backside of the pretty girl he passed in the hallway, he probably didn't even notice why she was bent over. We're guessing you didn't either, so we'll cut you some slack here and make this one a multiple-choice question.
 

A. She was fixing one of her stockings.
B. She was picking up the books she dropped.
C. She was tying her laces.
D. She wasn't doing anything. She bent over on purpose
to get a reaction when she spotted Arnold in the hallway.

9. Have you ever walked in on someone while they were pleasuring themselves? If you're one of the unfortunate few who have, try looking at it this way - at least you weren't the person
who got caught. Two lessons should have been learned when that happened in this film. If you can remember either one, you should be okay.

10. The reward that Spicoli received for saving Brooke Shields' life must have been enormous - at least seven figures if he used the money to hire Van Halen for his birthday party. We know she was invited. The question is, did she show up?
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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Amy Heckerling, 1982