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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
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Frights, Camera, Trivia
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We know why you've come to the town of Willard. You want a domesticated zombie. We're here looking for answers. If the problem was "contained," why were the undead multiplying at such an alarming rate?
2. When you're the only zombie domestication service available, you really don't need to spend a whole lot of revenue on advertising. Word, unlike the zombies themselves, would get around fast, with or without a catchy slogan. What was Zomcon's?

3. Every Zomcon burial came with a guarantee: There'd be no coming back. How could they be so sure? The bodies weren't cremated.

4. Several hands went up when Mr. Bottoms (Henry Czerny) asked a group of middle school students if they ever killed a zombie. Raise yours if you remember the promises he made.

5. If radioactive space particles were to blame for the dead coming back to life, why didn't it re-animate everyone who was deceased? Got an answer for that one, Mr. Bottoms?
Fido
(1) Because everyone who died became a zombie, whether they were bitten or not (the result of a radioactive cloud from deep space). (2) A better life through containment (3) The heads were buried separately. (4) Taller perimeter fences and safety vans patrolling the streets.
(5) He couldn't answer that question.

(6) Her severed arm (7) Bleed (8) Bill didn't approve of the way Fido washed his car. (9) Tammy (Sonja Bennett) got upset when Mr. Theoplis (Tim Blake Nelson) joked about getting a new girlfriend if she were ever taken away. (10) He still enjoyed an occasional cigarette.

AAAH! Zombies!!
Baby formula
You know what you get when you mix an experimental super soldier serum with soft and serve ice cream? That's right, a recipe for disaster. Taste ours' and tell us what it reminds you of. It won't turn you into a mindless zombie, but it might make you crave something we know you haven't had in quite some time. Find one of the missing barrels if you don't know what we're referring to.
AAAH! Zombies!!
Matthew Kohnen, 2007
Andrew Currie, 2006
6. Here boy. Here Fido (Billy Connolly). Bad zombie! Look what you've done to poor Mrs. Henderson (Mary Black). What part of her body was eaten?

7. Did you know that zombies have expiration dates? They won't die (not without a bullet to the head), but they do lose their "freshness," whatever that means. After that, they no longer …, according to Mr. Bottoms.

8. We'd like you to meet someone. His name is Zeke Wild, Zombie Whisperer extraordinaire. But you can call him Z.W. He's here to train your zombie for whatever task you need it to perform. Bill (Dylan Baker) should have hired him.

9. It's time to rethink the whole zombies can't feel pain theory if you can hurt one's feelings. Don't believe it? Fast-forward to the chapter entitled Insider Info.
10. There are some benefits to being a re-animated corpse. Whatever ailed you would no longer be a concern. You could eat all the brains you could stomach without gaining an ounce, even indulge in some kinky, unprotected zombie sex if that's your thing (if you can remember where your thing goes). Fido proved that old habits die hard, and often kill you.
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