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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
Rock stars live by their own set of rules. We have a few of our own, but none of them involve changing the definition of a word to suit our needs. What did Aldous think the word "monogamy" meant?
Nicholas Stoller, 2010
13. Congratulations, you've got the job. There's just a few things we need to go over before we introduce you to your first client. You do understand that we're not liable for any of your legal fees, don't you? Nowhere in the contract does it state that you have to do any of the things we discussed, but they are "a necessary part" of your job. Tell us again exactly what that involves so we're clear on the matter.

14. Open your eyes and clench your cheeks… Not those, your other cheeks. Now, even if you do manage to sneeze, nothing should pop out. You could also try muffling it, but that could hurt. Look what happened to Aaron.

15. Know any rock stars who write movie trivia? Neither do we. There have been a few who've appeared on quiz shows. Why are we even mentioning this?
Would a band of the Ramones' stature record a song that was written by a fan? It's highly unlikely, especially if the lyrics were written from a female's point of view. The song that PJ (PJ Soles) wrote for the band wasn't. Which lines would have seemed out of place if it were?
Rock and Roll High School
Allan Arkush, 1979
Get Him To The Greek
(12) Monogamy, as he understood it, meant sleeping with other people and telling your partner about it. (13) Smuggling drugs in one's rectum
(14) It felt like he cracked a rib. (15) Aldous told his dad (Colm Meaney) that was how he became a rock star, by winning a quiz show.

(16) "Do you have any fur-covered walls?" (17) She said the Kabbalah brought to light all the mistakes she's made. On second thought, maybe not! (18) Aaron kissed Aldous on the lips. There may have also been a little tongue action in there, as well, if we're not mistaken.
(19) Aaron blew chunks three times. (20) Life is filled with superficial, surface encounters.


Rock and Roll High School
"I just wanna get some chicks" and "the girls out there knock me out."
16. Heart attack, panic attack, attack of the 50-foot tomatoes… relax, we've found a cure-all. Ask for it the next time you're in Vegas, at a brothel or a Home Depot near a pharmacy near you.

17. Anyone remember why Jackie decided to switch religions? The one she converted to might be the perfect choice for us if you think about it. Why?

18. "Don't think of it as a threesome, think of it as (me) having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend." Aaron tried, but he just couldn't bring himself to do it. How far did it go?

19. How much rum would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck could chug rum? Our guess would be all of it. Pick a number between 1 and 10 and then chug some rum of your own - one shot if it matches the number of
times that Aaron spewed, two if you're within two, or three if the difference is greater than that. Bottoms up!

20. There's a lesson to be learned here, somewhere. Enlighten us with the one that Aaron learned from Aldous.