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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
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What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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You have the right to remain silent. Of course, if you do, you won't be able to answer this or any other question. Why did Bill (Ralph Macchio) confess to a murder he didn't commit?
2. You ready to tell us what you know? If the boys weren't pulled over for a broken taillight, speeding or any other traffic violation, why were they stopped?

3. Do you know how many volts of electricity it takes to kill someone? It's probably less than you think but nowhere near that much. What are we referring to?

4. Kids, we hate homework as much as you do but it's important, really important if your ass is on trial for murder. Bill should have done his before he hired Vinny (Joe Pesci) as his lawyer. How many of the following questions can you answer about him?


A. What was Vinny's full name?
B. What type of law did he practice?
C. How many times did he fail his bar exam?
D. What made him think he had what it took to become a lawyer?


5. Help us clear something up. Stan (Mitchell Whitfield) thought Vinny wanted to rape him when Vinny looked him in the eye and said, "If I was in your situation, I'd want to get through this whole thing as quickly and with as little pain as possible. So let's try our best to make it a simple in-and-out procedure." Why?
6. Anyone know where we can get some good Chinese food in Beechum County? Vinny got annoyed when Lisa (Marisa Tomei) asked the same question. WTF!?

7. Vinny obviously wasn't under oath when he lied about his last murder trial. What did he say the case involved?

8. You can lie to us about having read our first volume, as long as it's on your "To Do" list. What book did Judge Haller (Fred Gwynne) want Vinny to read before the trial?

9. If a werewolf is smart enough to cover his tracks, a lawyer should be able to do the same. Larry (Lon Chaney Jr.) cleaned up some muddy footprints in The Wolf Man after he killed his first (and only) victim. How did Vinny cover his when Judge Haller told him that he found no records of a "Vincent Gambini" trying any case in the state of New York?

10. Act like you've been there before, unless its prison. Vinny smiled and _____ during his bus ride back to the state correctional facility, as if his first contempt of court charge, and a night behind bars, was no big deal.

11. True or False: Vinny
replied, "Keep bailing me out," when Lisa asked Vinny what she could do to help him with the "procedure situation"

12. Remember the motel that Vinny stayed in during the trial? They should have provided their guests with complimentary earplugs. Who or what kept waking him up at the crack of dawn?

13. The two what? "Youths" Was Vinny cross-examining Sheriff Farley (Bruce McGill), Mr. Tipton (Maury Chaykin) or Mrs. Riley (Pauline Meyers) when that word came out of his mouth?

14. When the questions get tough, call for a recess and watch the film again. Vinny had to win the case in the same amount of time, give or take a few minutes. We'll give you 90 (seconds) to tell us why

15. It was Lisa's testimony and her general automotive knowledge that won the case, but that wasn't what "cracked" it. A photo did, according to Vinny. Which one?
These questions aren't that tough, are they? If you want a real challenge, try breaking a poly-phonetically-grouped, 20-square-digit key that's used in microwave transmissions.  Austin Millbarge (Dan Aykroyd) did it. Anyone remember how?
Spies Like Us
John Landis, 1985
My Cousin Vinny
(1) He didn't. He thought he was being questioned about the can of tuna he forgot to pay for at the Sac-O-Suds.
(2) Their car, a 1964 metallic mint-green, convertible Buick Skylark, matched the description of the car the police were looking for. (3) Sheriff Farley told Stan, "Nothing's (going to happen to your friend), unless he's convicted. Of course, if he is, we're gonna run enough electricity through him to light up Birmingham." (4) A. Vincent La Guardia Gambini, B. Personal Injury, C. Five, D. A judge told Vinny he'd be a good litigator after he heard him talk his way out of a traffic ticket. Vinny argued with the police officer until the officer admitted he was wrong.

(5) He thought Vinny was a fellow inmate (6) He didn't want the locals to think they were a couple of tourists. (7) He said he got an axe murderer off on the grounds of temporary insanity. (8) Alabama Rules of Criminal Procedure (9) The reason he couldn't find any records of a "Vincent La Guardia Gambini" he said, was because he changed his name to Jerry Gallo when he became an actor to avoid confusion with another Vincent Gambini.

(10) Whistled (11) True  (12) Vinny woke up to the sound of a saw mill's steam whistle, a passing freight train, a pack of squealing pigs, and a screeching owl. (13) Mr. Tipton was on the stand (14) Judge Haller ran another check on Vinny's real name.
(15) The one she took of him in the shower


Spies Like Us
He used the Drogan's decoder wheel he found in a box of Lucky Charms.
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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Jonathan Lynn, 1992