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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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2. Have you ever seen a state trooper with a belly the size of Blart's? Neither have we. Couple that with this "issue" and that would explain why he became a mall cop.

3. Some people get too hung up on titles. Fill in the blank using the one that Blart preferred: "There's never a damn __________ around when you need one."

4. Blart had no luck with online dating services. What can you tell us about the one that his daughter (Raini Rodriguez) signed him up for?

5. How much could a mall cop possibly make? It might be more than you think. Blart shared a place with his mom (Shirley Knight). Was that out of convenience or necessity?

6. You're on line at your local grocery store chatting it up with the customer behind you when another
call goes out for a price check on some bottled water. "It looks like we're going to be here a while. Why don't go ahead of me." "You sure?" "Positive. Just hold my spot for a minute while I grab a couple of melons… Sorry, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was… nevernind." That's when chatting turns to laughter and before you know it, the two of you are flirting. How does she introduce herself to you after you shout, "Hey, I never caught your name"? Remember, this is one of our scenario questions, so the answer has to relate to the scene we're thinking of.

7. One of Blart's ideas involved rerouting customers in the mall. Who would have benefited from that?

8. The film was marketed under the tagline "Safety never takes a holiday." That was also the answer to a question. Which one?
You know what they say about first impressions. If Amy (Jayma Maya) saw what the viewer saw when Blart's (Kevin James) character was introduced, she may have picked up on a habit that helped to calm his nerves. What are we referring to?
Steve Carr, 2009
9. Blart got 30 minutes for lunch, but he only used 20. What did he do with the remaining 10?

10. What did Blart wear to work each day that wasn't standard issue? Here's a hint - it came in handy during a dispute in Victoria's Secret.

11. Tramp stamps: sexy or slutty? Blart's was neither. Describe that tattoo for us and the ink that covered his back.

12. Why didn't Blart hear the words, "If it doesn't work out (with Amy), you'll always have us?"
Those McDunnoughs sure are an elusive bunch. We can't seem to find them anywhere. Not even on Facebook. Not yet, anyway. We're working on a page, using their first family photo as a profile pic. Look at it again and tell us why it would be an odd, but fitting choice.
Raising Arizona
Joel & Ethan Coen, 1987
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(1) Some people drink. Others smoke. Blart chewed gum. (2) He had hypoglycemia. (3) Security officer
(4) It was called PerfectMatch.com (5) We'd say both.  (6) She writes her name on your receipt. (7) The kiosks and the customers themselves. 

(8) "Why can't you just punch in, shut up and punch out like the rest of us?" (9) He spent five minutes socializing and another five re-focusing. (10) The baggies he wore over his socks.  (11) He had a silhouette of the Loch Ness monster on his lower back. An elaborate eagle design covered the upper half. (12) His ears popped when he blew his nose.


Raising Arizona
No one was smiling when the photo was taken, and only H.I. (Nicolas Cage) was looking at the camera when the flash when off.
20 Questions