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BOOKS
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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
Anger Management
Peter Segal, 2003
Lend us your ear… and $50. We'll tell you what it's for in a minute. Someone needs to be taught a lesson - the difference between unhealthy anger and righteous anger.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(13) "I'm looking for the Devil's Crotch." (14) Unbeweavable and American Joe's (15) He was rocking out to KISS' Detroit Rock City in the mall's arcade when all hell broke loose. (16) There were mannequin legs hanging from the ceiling of the same store.
(17) Santa's reindeer

(18) They thought his request for a happy meal and "absolute silence" was a bit unusual, but it wasn't like he asked them for naked pictures of Bea Arthur. So the correct answer is no.  (19) Blart was submerged when the segway fell into the ball pit so it's difficult to say. You can't assume that it did, so we'll have to call it a near miss. (20) No, he took an oath to serve and protect the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.

Anger Management
A she-male prostitute named Galaxia (Woody Harrelson). Don't ask us what you get for an additional 50.
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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14. Help us out with this one. The mall's directory didn't list kiosks. We're looking for Amy's and the name of her favorite hangout.

15. Correct us if we're wrong here, but wasn't Blart trained to "observe and report?" So how did he miss a stampede of holiday shoppers scrambling for the nearest exit?

16. It's not every day that you see a pair of legs dangling from an air duct. Then again, its not every day that you see this either, which was why they didn't seem out of place at the time.
17. The names of Veck's (Keir O'Donnell) accomplices were easy enough to remember. What did they remind you of when you heard them?

18. It was Chaz (Brendan Fraser) who sighed, "Maybe we didn't make our
demands weird enough" when the police met the group's demand for a giant baby bottle in the movie Airheads. Did the police think Veck was out of his mind when he told them what he wanted?

19. Sure a head-butt hurts, but it couldn't have felt anywhere near as bad as the injuries that were
sustained prior to that. Did Blart land on his segway when he fell through a skylight with Rudolph (Mike Vallely), or did it land on him?

20. Could one say that Blart did it all for the "nookie"?
Leon (Jamal Mixon) tried to lift Blart's spirits with a bottle of Tabasco sauce. Ask us for it by name. We promise not to laugh.
Steve Carr, 2009