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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
(11) No (12) He cut the tag off a mattress. (13) "M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-R-E-L-L-I" (14) A few patrons at the Wheel Inn told Pee-Wee the same story, with one exception, the way it ended. (15) A big donut

(16) At Madam's Ruby's (17) Jimmy Crack Corn (18) Everyone in the place stopped what they were doing. (19) There was a brief scene with Francis (Mark Holton) and his accomplice (Ralph Seymour) that Pee-Wee didn't appear in, but his voice could still be heard. (20) Humility


Little Nicky
Not "going" on the sidewalk. "It's okay for me to shit in the street, but you gotta use the toilet."
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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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Remember the disguise that Pee-Wee employed to get Mickey (Judd Omen) past the police roadblock? If he pulled that one out of his bag of tricks sooner, he wouldn't have had to wait so long for a ride. The trick that should have worked was sprawling himself out
All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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Tim Burton, 1985
on the side of the road. Was that done intentionally to get the attention of a passing motorist?

12. Accepting a ride from a complete stranger is risky business. If have to do it, be observant. Pee-Wee should have jumped out of Mickey's car the minute he saw the handcuffs around his wrists. What crime did he commit?

13. Sing along with us on this one; "M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E." Again; "M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E." Now, change the chorus to Mickey's surname.

14. What scene comes to mind when we say the words "Garbage truck" and "Empire State Building"? Pee-Wee's encounter with Large Marge (Alice Nunn), right? How did he learn of her passing?

15. When Simone (Diane Salinger) asked Pee-Wee what he dreamt about, he mentioned something about rolling a big one. If you miss
Who says you can't teach a little devil, new tricks? Beefy taught Nicky (Adam Sandler) how to eat, how to harness his powers and to stay on the sidewalk. Staying also meant not doing this, as if anyone else needed a reminder.
Little Nicky
Steven Brill, 2000
this question, you really are a Homer.

16. No mention was made of where Pee-Wee lost his wallet, but we do know where it was last seen. Do you?

17. What would possess someone to jump from a moving train? Missing a stop might do it. How about a singing hobo who won't shut up? Did Pee-Wee head for the nearest exit during hobo Jack's (Carmen Filpi) rendition of Jimmy Crack Corn, Oh, Susannah or Skip to the Lou, My Darling?

18. Looking for trouble? Try this: Pick out the nerdiest outfit you can find, walk into a biker bar, look for a pay phone and then sush everyone in the place in a loud, harsh voice. What happened when Pee-Wee did that?

19. Pee-Wee wasn't in every scene, it just seemed that way. Name one without him.
20. It wouldn't have been a total loss if Pee-Wee's bike was never found. He learned an important lesson along the way. Something called IHILMTUY. Unscramble the underlined word.