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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
You know what we learned today, kids? Sometimes bad is better.
The problem with Miss Halsey's (Cameron Diaz) class wasn't
the curriculum. It was that somebody had to go and ruin good thing. Why?
Bad Teacher
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Private Parts
(11) Well, apart from the obvious ones, he was also told to refrain from singing over the music and to stop criticizing Washington.
(12) She was (13) It would have cost NBC $500,000 to buy out his contract. (14) Imus (Luke Reilly) slammed the door  on Howard when Kenny (Paul Giamatti) tried to introduce the pair. Howard returned the favor (sort of) when Kenny tried to kiss his ass in the chapter entitled Howard on Letterman. (15) Cock and pussy

(16) Yes, it was. (17) She rolled her eyes. (18) The pages in our book could have been used. Your sneak peek is this quiz which is part of another project we're working on. (19) Two-and-a-half hours, for the same reason his fans listened - to see what he would say next. (20) Talking his wife into some "hot lesbo action."

Bad Teacher
She lost our vote for Teacher of the Year when she stopped showing movies every day to win a $5700 bonus for the state's highest-scoring class. Wouldn't it have been easier (and a lot more fun) to earn the money with a few more car washes?
What radio talk program doesn't allow its host and newsperson to interact? It's unheard of these days. Howard may not have been the first, but he was certainly one of the best. Not talking to Robin over the air was one of the restrictions that management tried to
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enforce.What were some of the others?

12. If we had to pick a favorite scene, Sex on the Radio would certainly get a vote. Howard told one of his listeners (Theresa Lynn) to turn the treble all the way down and to put the bass up, as high as it could go. After she placed her "private area" over the woofer, he started to hum. We don't have to tell you what happened next,  do we? The question is, was she wearing any panties when she orgasmed?

13. Roger Erlick (Michael Murphy) fired everyone who  was responsible for bringing Howard to NBC. He could have fired Stern, as well, but chose not to. Explain that one.

14. Not too many people forget having a door slammed in their face. That happened twice in the film. Who were the slammers and who were the slammees (for lack of a better word)?
15. It was George Carlin who coined "The seven dirty words." We won't ask you to name them all, just the two that Howard managed to work into his Match Game skit.

16. The last straw for Ross Buckingham (Paul Hecht) was the Kielbasa Queen's (Althea Cassidy) act on Howard's version of America's Got Talent. Was that what he was referring to when he exclaimed, "What he did to me today was the most unprofessional and insulting experience of my life"?

17. "Beautiful, multi-talented (and) vivacious" were some of the adjectives that Howard used when he welcomed Robin back onto the air. What did she say and/or do when she heard the term "tight-sweatered"?

18. You can't have naked women frolicking around in the studio with tours coming through every few hours, can you? That was why the
glass partition had to be covered up before Mandy (Jeanna Jameson) got undressed. We'll give you a peek at something you may have already seen if you can tell us what should have been used, had it been available at the time.

19. According to one survey, the average radio listener only tuned in for eighteen minutes at a time. The average Howard Stern fan listened for an hour and twenty minutes. How long did his critics tune in for?

20. Know how long it took us to write this quiz? We lost track around the ump-teenth rewrite. What did Howard say he could accomplish with "A little time and the right energy"?