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The Rocky Horror Picture Quiz
(1) The castle wasn't there the last time he drove through that neck of the woods. (2) The exclamation points after the word "Risk" would look exactly like two more I's if you turned the sign upside down. (3) "The clasp of thunder. You're holding a newspaper to keep the rain off your head. Geez Louise. I knew I should have cast Miss Fletcher." (4) The happiest town around (5) C

(6) Weirdos (7) If she didn't polish the banisters in the castle she may have gotten poked right in the heiny (or worse) when she slid down one of them.  (8) Where there's spider webs there must be spiders. Only one, if you're lucky. (9) The pelvic thrust (10) Faint

Big Daddy
He asked Julian (Cole and Dylan Sprouse), "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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Been there, but didn't see that. There being Dr. Scott's (Jonathan Adams) place, that; Castle Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry). Brad (Barry Bostwick) should have known that he had taken a wrong turn when he drove past the castle if he had driven the same road before,
shouldn't he? Not necessarily. Explain that one.

2. Who spells, "Enter at your own risk," with three I's? Whoever made the sign that hung on the gate outside the castle got it right, but if you look at it again, from a different angle, with your own two eyes, you may notice the other two. We did.

3. "Damn it, Susan, wait for the cue! Let's try it again. Hands above your shoulders, walk through the gate, slowly, and then turn around fast the second you hear that. Got it?" "Hear what, Mr. Director, and why the hands?"

4. No one looks for that place. They just find it. Head north and then bear east. That's the direction one would travel to reach Castle Frank-N-Furter if they were driving from Denton, a town that had a reputation for being ...
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Got an annoying kid brother or sister who repeats everything you say? Call yourself an idiot or do what Sonny (Adam Sandler) did in Big Daddy. Give it a try. You can thank us later.
Big Daddy
Dennis Dugan, 1999
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
5. Not even a fist bump? How rude! Riff Raff (Richard O'Brien) wouldn't shake Brad's hand when Brad introduced himself. Why not?

A. Brad knocked instead of ringing the doorbell
B. Riff Raff had to get out of bed to answer the door
C. He was expecting somebody else
D. All of the above


6. Brad was right about one thing when his fiancée (Susan Sarandon) asked him what he thought of the castle, It wasn't a hunting lodge but it was inhabited by a bunch of DEIORSW. Unscramble the underlined word.

7. "He's lucky. I'm Lucky. We're all lucky!" Magenta (Patricia Quinn) was lucky, lucky she didn't end up with a splinter in her ass. How did that almost happen?
8. For Sale: One very old and creepy, grandfather clock in the shape of a coffin. Corpse not included.
What the owner might throw in at no additional cost if you're an a-hole is what lived inside that thing.

9. Ready, kids? Jump to the left and then take a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight. That's all there is to it. That's how you do it - the Time Warp (again). What part of that dance was said to drive some folks coo-coo?

10. Batman, Superman, the Invincible Iron Man and Thor. Bring em all on. What would happen to each one of those caped (and cape-less) crusaders if they tried to interfere with Dr. Frank-N-Furter's creation (Peter Hinwood)? The same thing that happened to Janet if all it took was one look to make a person ...
25 Questions
Jim Sharman, 1975