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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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The Rocky Horror Picture Quiz
(11) There was a tattoo on Dr. F's arm with the word "Boss." That's assuming, of course, the bug-eyed bastards could read English and knew what the word meant. (12) The spark that gave Dr. Frank-N-Furter's creation the breath of life (13) The Mummy (14) Not much, just powering up the Sonic Oscillator. He also increased the reactor's power. (15) His gold speedo (16) Columbia (17) His brain (18) His hands were on her boobies (19) Riff Raff referred to Dr. Scott as an Earthling

(20) Lower water bills, and no more costly septic repairs. Garbage disposal fees would also become a thing of the past if there was a device that could break down solid (and squishy) matter and project it through space and time (21) We didn't notice any change, other than him being soaking wet. Did you? (22) The age of fifty (23) When Riff Rafff told Dr. F that they were returning to Transsexual, he meant only himself and Magenta because his lifestyle had become too extreme. (24) Stay away from creepy castles, alien spaceships, cabins in the woods and haunted houses, no matter how desperate you are for help. (25) If you chose the latter you've got some explaining to do. Take as much of it (nothing) as you want. That was the price of admission to this crazy quiz of ours'.

The Naked Gun
Your three pieces of paper should read as follows, "A parachute not opening, getting caught in the gears of a combine" and "having (my) nuts ripped off by a Laplander."
It's the day after the annual Transylvanian convention and things are about to get even weirder at Castle Frank-N-Furter, if that's possible. Aliens from another planet have arrived looking for the strangest specimen they can find. When they find it they also discover
The Naked Gun
David Zucker, 1988
Here's a question you can have some fun with. Frank told Nordberg
that he wanted to go in one of three ways when it was his time to die. What we want you to do is to write each of those ways down on three pieces of paper. After you've done that, toss your answers into a bowl or a hat and then ask the person sitting closest to you to draw one out. Three points if you can guess the fate that was chosen for you. If you guess wrong or if a bogus answer is found, you'll forfeit those points to the person you chose. Good luck!
Jim Sharman, 1975
that the same kook is also the man (so to speak) in charge. How would they know that without having observed anyone in the castle prior to that night?

12. It took a small accident to make it happen. That's how he discovered the secret. Huh? What accident? What secret?

13. We came all this way for that? Dr. F's creation looked a lot like one of the Universal monsters we've all come to know and love, but not Frankenstein's. Which one did it resemble when it was brought to life?

14. If Riff Raff kept repeating the words, "He's Dr. Frank-N-Furter's creation, but he couldn't have done it without my help," as a running gag throughout the film, he would have been referring to the role he played in the experiment that brought Rocky Horror to life. What did that involve?

15. Isn't he... fabulous? That ain't the word we'd use to describe Dr. F's creation. Columbia (Nell Campbell) thought he was okay. Rocky Horror wasn't Janet's type either because she didn't like men who had too many muscles. Neither one mentioned what made us look away, maybe because that was entirely Dr. F's fault.
16. Catch it and then toss it to the next person as fast as you can. That' how you play Hot Potato. Hot Patootie is played almost the same way, except instead of a potato, it's a person that gets tossed around. Here's looking at you, kid - the person that Eddie (Meatloaf) kept touching during that number,

17. Rock and roll porn and a motorbike. What more could a person ask for? That's all that Eddie wanted. Oh yeah, his sister too and the other half of ... Good luck with that!

18. "Rocky getting strange feeling in his groin. Feels good!" Those should have been his first words, not, "Creature of the night." What was he feeling when Janet sang, "Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me. I want to be dirty"?

19. Ah ha! You are an alien. I knew it and that proves it. What would Brad have been referring to if he uttered those words to Riff Raff in the chapter entitled A Doctor in the House?

20. Coming soon to a Bed, Bath and a WAY Beyond near you - The Sonic Trans-pooper. Wouldn't you love to have one of those things in your home? It would even pay for itself. How?
21. Don't dream it or be (in) it. Dr. F came out of the swimming pool he jumped into a changed man (again, so to speak), but not for the better. True or false?

22. You know those signs at amusement parks that read, You must be at least this tall to ride whatever it is you're standing two hours in line to ride? There may have been something like that in the lobby outside of the floor show because (from the looks of it) there wasn't a single member of the audience who appeared to be under ....

23. If any of these questions were misleading, we're sorry. No we're not. Tough noogies! He said it, but we won't.

24. There's a couple of lessons to be learned here, kids. None of this would have happened if Brad had a decent spare tire when his car broke down. The other?

25. Give us a second while we add up your score ... Not bad, not bad, at all. In fact, it's quite good. Good enough to earn a pat on the back or what Magenta asked for in return for her loyalty to Dr. F. Take your pick.