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  GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK
South Park
Jared Has Aides, 2002
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The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
(1) Stan's dad, Stan, Butter's dad, Butters, Kyle, a sixth grader, Clyde and Token. (2) A piece of pecan pie with toffee ice cream and magic shell
(3) The Great Wizard of Gregendath and The Great Wizard of Moltiloch (4) They thought something bad might happen because they were told it held "An ancient, evil power." (5) A spatula

(6) Yes, he was. (7) A great ringworm (8) Cartman shouted, "Fags!" at the kids who were playing Harry Potter.
(9) A small army of sixth graders on bicycles. (10) They went to play with the Harry Potter kids.

Jared Has Aides
Creamed chip beef
 
Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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2. A quest of an entirely different nature would have been undertaken in the episode's opening sequence if Cartman got his way. What was Stan asked to retrieve?

3. Cartman's costume never changed in the episode, but oddly enough, his character name did.  We'll give you two points if you can name either one.

4. Where were the parents!? Upstairs, in another part of the house, doing their taxes while their son was watching BDS9? When Stan's dad realized what happened, he asked the boys to return the tape immediately and not to look at it. But you know what happens whenever you ask a child not to do something, don't you? The temptation must have been overwhelming. Why did they resist?

5. Stan's Fellowship costume included a pair of spoons and forks. Which kitchen utensil was drawn
The One Ring changed hands no less than five times in Peter Jackson's epic trilogy. Eight characters touched the Lord of the Rings box in The Return of the Fellowship. Name six for one point, seven for two or all eight for three.
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
Gaining weight, that's easy, right? Taking it off, just ask anyone who has ever tried.  We'd bet the house that there'd be at least one person crazy (desperate) enough to try sucking the fat out themselves if a do-it-yourself liposuction kit really did exist. What did the fat that was siphoned out of Butters in Jared Has Aides taste like? Need a hint? It wasn't butter.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers, 2002
when Kyle exclaimed, "Gentlemen, we are off!"?

6. If Kenny's soul really was trapped inside of Cartman's body, he could have been counted as a member of the Fellowship. Was he?

7. It went that'a way. Whatever it was. What type of creature was believed to inhabit the town of Bailey?

8. If you're a fan of Harry Potter, you may want to skip this next question. Most everyone got a good laugh, including yours truly at that franchise's expense when this happened. What are we referring to?

9. We dare you to say that again - to a Balrog. Who and/or what was headed in Jimmy's direction when he tried to exclaim, "You shall not pass!"

10. A third of the Fellowship turned back when Cartman decided to cross a stream. Where did the other kids go?