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  GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK
South Park
Red Sleigh Down, 2002
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Naughty or nice? The accountant that was hired to compile a list of Cartman's good deeds in Red Sleigh Down found only three deductions. There would have been four if he bought the argument that was made in favor of hitting someone in the nuts with a slingshot. Another number was mentioned when Cartman tried to explain why that deed should have counted. What did it refer to?
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South Park: Season 6
(1) $212 in nickels. She also offered to throw in her gold bracelet. (2) He reconsidered after Stan's dad remarked, "Your ancestors (built) a great wall that kept Mongolians out for thousands of years. We know you can do it for us." (3) He was given a free trip to the largest putt-putt course in the world. (4) The word "Wookiee" was changed to "Hair-challenged animal" and the entire cast was digitally replaced by Ewoks.
(5)  His request to own North and South Dakota.

(6) Creamed chip beef (7) One promised to make your wiener bigger in three weeks. The other was for an escort service that would massage your wiener for $95. (8) Food that was broken down before it reached the stomach could reduce a person's cholesterol level and the risk of most stomach cancers. (9) His faithful companion, General Disarra, kept repeating the words, "Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!" He created a machine to take the cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace them with two-month old mayonnaise after he watched all 132 episodes of The Simpsons, twice!

Red Sleigh Down
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Breast reduction surgery on an eight-year-old child? No reputable doctor would perform such a procedure, would they? They might if it involved a tumor or some other type of abnormality. But that wasn't the case in Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society. Even the
Season 6, 2002 - 2003
doctor who gave Wendy her breast implants thought the idea was insane. That operation cost Wendy's parents $3000. What did Bebe's offer amount to?

2. Who would you hire if you wanted to build a replica of the Great Wall of China? It would depend on the scale, how quickly it needed to be built and how much you were willing to spend, wouldn't it? We're not sure how much Twang Lu was paid for the wall that was constructed in the episode entitled Child Abduction Is Not Funny, but whatever the amount was, it couldn't have been worth the aggravation. Why did he take the job?

3. Let's say you were born with a pair of balls on your chin. Would you let someone exploit that disfigurement on national television for a few hundred dollars? Probably not, right? Butters was compensated for the humiliation he endured in Freak Strike. How?

4. If you ask us, we wouldn't change a thing about Raiders of the Lost Ark. The kids of South Park felt the same way in the episode entitled Free Hat. Their crusade to save the films they loved began after the re-re-release of The Empire Strikes Back. How
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
did the altered version of that movie differ from the original cut of the film?

5. Even those who supported the boys' cause in Fun with Veal were left shaking their heads in disbelief after a cache of guns and ammunition was traded for a single, baby cow. Most of Cartman's demands were met. Which one was denied?

6. Gaining weight, that's easy, right? Taking it off, just ask anyone who has ever tried.  We'd bet the house that there'd be at least one person crazy (desperate) enough to try sucking the fat out themselves if a do-it-yourself liposuction kit really did exist. What did the fat that was siphoned out of Butters in Jared Has Aides taste like? Need a hint? It wasn't butter.

7. Are you sick of your parents? Do you want revenge for something they've done to you? Those questions appeared in the ad for the Parental Revenge Center of Western America in the episode entitled My Future Self n' Me. There were a couple of other ads in the same newspaper that were even more enticing. What did each of those services offer?

8. Red Hot Catholic Love
How many people would shove food up their ass and then crap it out of their mouth if they A. could and B. knew it was good for them? If there were any, it wouldn't be because there were any health benefits. Why was the Surgeon General in favor of Intero-rectogestion?

9. Every evil scheme that Professor Chaos, aka Butters, came up with in The Simpsons Already Did It was done by a character on The Simpsons. All except one, he thought. Who kept reminding him of that fact and what did his last scheme involve?