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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
Lights, Camera, Trivia
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All questions and quiizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
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One could hardly blame Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) for passing on some of the women his son (Kevin Pollack) tried to set him up with in Grumpier Old Men. One looked like Ernest Borgnine. Another had more body hair than he did. As for the third, well, it wasn't even an option because he couldn't have taken her anywhere, even if he wanted to. Tell us why.
Grumpier Old Men
Howard Deutch, 1995
Tommy Boy
(11) He was looking for something a little more dangerous. (12) The company's carrying charge
(13) In the town of McKeesport  (14) The Carpenters song they liked. (15) Confidence

(16) A pizza (17) He could have been strangled if his shirt got stuck in the chute or gotten the ultimate wedgie if it snagged his undies.
(18) The wrong parts were sent to the wrong cities. (19) Tommy
(20) Flight assistant uniforms were sold at the airport and they weren't stopped by security.

Grumpier Old Men
The third woman was deceased. Give yourself a couple of bonus points if you remembered her name (Doris Zabrinsky) and how she kicked the bucket (she choked to death on a stack of pancakes at a charity breakfast).
Cow tipping? No thanks. What are my other options again? A late night pitch and putt, cruising for babes at a livestock auction and throwing stuff off a bridge. Why didn't Paul want to partake in any of those activities?
Peter Segal, 1995
12. If you're the forgetful type, like Tommy was, or only use 1.5% of your brain, like Richard believed Tommy did, word and/or number associations might help you remember certain things. What did that number help Tommy remember?

13. Let's say you're taking your family on a cross-country vacation. The kids have been arguing non-stop for what seems like the last 300 miles, which is about how many times you've threatened to turn the car around. The arguing continues for the better part of another hour until one of the kids spots a familiar-looking road sign. "Isn't that where Richard and Tommy hit the deer in Tommy Boy?" "I think that was the town they were driving to." Where would you end up if you got off at the exit in question?

14. The guys discovered something about each other during the trip that brought them a little closer together - at least for a couple of minutes. It was something they had in common, but were too embarrassed to admit. What are we referring to?

15. The ability to read people and knowing the difference between what people wanted to hear and needed to hear was what
made Tommy's dad (Brian Dennehy) such a good salesman. That and a load of NNODIFEECC. Unscramble the underlined word.

16. Nice way to ruin a boner, bonehead. Richard was caught doing you-know-what the night Tommy made their first sale. What would have been in Tommy's hand(s) if he returned with what he left the room to get?

17. If you've never had the pleasure of sending a ding dong or a bagel through one of those old, interoffice vacuum chutes, you don't know what you're missing. Paul lost his shirt when he got too close to the one in Michelle's (Julie Warner) office. It could have been worse. How?

18. She saw mommy kissing Santa Paul. That's when Michelle knew the screw up wasn't her fault. Do we have to ask, which one?

19. We don't know if this'll work, but it's worth a shot if you're ever pulled over for speeding. Start swerving all over the road, jump out of the car and then shout, "There are bees everywhere!" Who was behind the wheel when that happened?

20. Help us figure out this
last question. If the guys needed a flight to Chicago A-SAP, for their meeting with Zalinsky (Dan Aykroyd), they couldn't have had the time to implement the plan that got them there, right? Unless ...