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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
Jay Levey, 1989
"A who to the what power?" To those who said it wasn't possible, we say, "Let's see Einstein figure this one out." What did Priscilla (Jamie Pressly) mean when she asked Jake (Chris Evans) for some "T-to-the-fourth-power-Y" in the chapter entitled Venting?
Not Another Teen Movie
Joel Gallen, 2001
UHF
(1) His arm was severed by Indy's bullwhip. (2) Yes, but he shouldn't have been. Go back and watch the scene again if you don't believe us.
(3) In a lumberyard, at a miniature golf course and a place called Floyd's Fish Market. (4) A (5) George sculpts the Devil's Tower out of mashed potatoes (6) His uncle won the station in a card game. Give yourself a couple of bonus points if you remembered why he handed it over to his nephew (he had no use for it) and the hand he won it with (a pair of sevens).

(7) "Wow! This is even better than I imagined!" (8) Crazy Ernie (John Cadenhead) threatened to club a baby seal to death to "make a better deal" in his TV commercial and the Wheel of Fish game show. (9) He preferred live programming and game shows like Wheel of Fish, Strip Solitaire and Name that Stain. (10) Fletcher forgot that he left the report on his chair. (11) He had it since he was eight years old. It was a birthday gift.
(12) For stealing his mail. (13) Didn't you notice the point of view angles?

Not Another Teen Movie
She needed some time to talk to him. See, you do know your equations… or maybe not.
Three characters were introduced in the Raiders of the Lost Ark parody that opened the film. The person who urged Indy (Weird Al Yankovic) to turn back before it was too late was run over by a train. What happened to the moron that tried to shoot him in the back?
2. By a show of hands, how many of you felt sorry for George (Weird Al) when he lost his job at Big Edna's (Nancy Johnson) Burger World? If more than a few were raised it would surprise us because he got what he deserved. We're referring, of course, to the comment he made about his boss. Was Bob (David Bowe) fired for the same reason?

3. George was fired from three other jobs in the same month. Where else did he work?

4. How does one say they're sorry for getting a best friend fired? If you're name is George Newman, you ask the person to bash your skull in with a crowbar. Why didn't Bob take George up on his offer?


A. George still owed him five dollars.
B. George was the only friend he had.
C. He would have had to find a new bowling partner.
D. All of the above.


5. If you're not familiar with how this next question works, we provide an excerpt from one of the film's feature commentaries. Your task is to identify the scene based on that excerpt. It's that simple.

Weird Al: "This is a reference to Close Encounters of the Third Kind
and I know that 98% of you right now are going, 'no, duh!' But I still want to try to point out even the obvious TV and movie references, just in case there's any Amish people out there that just got a DVD player."

6. How did George become the general manager of U62?

7. George's eyes lit up when he first saw the station. Do you remember what he said? If you need a hint on this one, the line should have been used in one of the film's trailers.

8. No poodles were harmed during the filming of Raul's (Trinidad Silva) Wild Kingdom, but that didn't stop the ASPCA from protesting the picture when it was released. Okay, we just made that up, but we're guessing there were at least a few animal rights activists who took exception to the joke - and two other scenes that involved cruelty to animals. What
are we referring to?

9. Maybe it's just us, but we can't seem to get enough of the old Honeymooner reruns. And we'd probably rearrange our schedule (if we had a life) to make sure that we were home for a Married With Children marathon. What was George's idea of
"must see TV"?

10. If we asked you why Stanley Spadowski (Michael Richards) was fired from his janitorial job, you'd answer "Because Fletcher (Kevin McCarthy) thought he threw away a misplaced report," wouldn't you? So try this question instead - do you remember where it was found?

11. Can a person love an inanimate object? Spadowski did. He would have taken a bullet to get his favorite mop back. Why did it mean so much to him?

12. File this next question under the category of I told you something like that might happen! Fletcher threatened to have George arrested for two offenses when he tried to deliver the package that was sent to U62. One was trespassing. What was the other?

13. It's a good thing that most jobs don't have a height requirement. If they did, Noodles (Billy Barty) would have never found work as a cameraman. But if you ask us, maybe that's one job that should have one. Tell us why.
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