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Unless you're a zombie or some carnivorous monstrosity that feeds on Hypothalamus glands. If you know anything about evolutionary biology, you know why Dr. Green's (Penelope Ann Miller) initial idea to kill the creature in The Relic would have worked. Of course, we're assuming you don't.
Put your knowledge of all-things that creep, slither and crawl to the test with the only movie monster survival guide/quiz book of its kind.

What will you do when they come for you?
Live and learn. Learn and live!
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Lights, Camera, Trivia
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Stace (Lara Flynn Boyle), sweetie, listen up; "Live in the now, man!" We know a few guys who'd like to help you forget about what's his name, but you have to do something for us - stop talking about him and lose that. You know what we're referring to, don't you?
All questions and quizzes written by Philip Cerreta unless otherwise noted
Penelope Ann Spheeris, 1992
12. Wayne learned how to speak Cantonese to impress Cassandra. She learned how to speak English by watching movies. Which films did she credit?

13. See if you can whistle the theme to the original Star Trek series. Garth did it while wishing he could do this.

14. Who sent us the briefs? They're nice, but a bit too constricting. I guess if we wear them long enough (but not too long), they'll become a part of us. Sound familiar?

15. Think of a game that's played outdoors with far too many interruptions. Street Hockey immediately comes to mind, doesn't it?  Roll the video of the game you saw, count the number of times it was stopped and tell us what (or who) made us laugh.

16. We think we know where Garth got the idea for Thinking Cap he wore, if that's what it was. Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) had a similar contraption in Back to the Future. What was he tinkering with?

17. Behold… Excalibur. Not the legendary sword of King Arthur, the '64 Fender Stratocaster that became Wayne's prized possession. You can touch it. Just don't
play Stairway to Heaven. What riff got the attention of a sales clerk?

18. A wise man once said, "If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be." You know who also said it? Wayne. Did those words of wisdom help Garth?

19. Note to self: purchase feeble cable access show and exploit it. That's what Benjamin should have done - make a mental note of it, not write it in some daily reminder. Our question is, what was found prior to that?

20. Ordering Chinese food in Cantonese might impress your better half, but what if the person taking your order only speaks a few words of it themselves? You might end up with a Pepsi and the appetizer that Wayne wanted Benjamin to order.

21. See if you can guess the person we're thinking of. It's someone who knew far more than they should have had known and who told Wayne and Garth more than they needed to know. We should also mention he didn't have a name. Good luck with that one.

22. The show must go on. It did after Wayne was fired for humiliating his boss.
Change the title to something more appropriate.

23. Misery loves company. There wasn't much of it in the film's sad ending. So let's focus on the positive, shall we? Someone was happy. Whom and why?

24. We hope you found this quiz entertaining and whimsical. Was there an underlying revisionist conceit that belied the film's emotional attachments to the subject matter? Maybe not, but at least it didn't ... We'll give you the last word. What's the one we're looking for?
Anyone seen ours? We forgot where we parked the Trivia Mobile. If you help us find it, we'll show you something that's out of this world. It's the perfect gift for saving the universe, unless you'd rather have a copy of our incredibly awesome (and awesomely incredible) trivia books. There, we said it.
Dude, Where's My Car?
Danny Leiner, 2000
Wayne's World
(11) Her necklace would have turned off any guy not named Wayne. (12) The Police Academy movies (13) He wished he could boldly go where no man had ever gone before - space. Get your mind out of the gutter. (14) Garth used the same analogy when he was asked how he liked being in a new studio. (15) The game was stopped three times. Stacy made us laugh when she ran her bike into the side of a parked car.

(16) A robotic arm (17) The "May I Help You" riff (18) They didn't (19) Some how to books on how to meet (and pick up) women (20) The cream of Sum Yung Guy (21) The security guard (Chris Farley) who knew too much about Mr. Sharp (Frank Dileo) (22) Garth's World (23) Benjamin and Stacy. He ended up with Cassandra. She was pregnant with Wayne's child. Excellent! (24) Suck

Dude, Where's My Car?
We "borrowed" the necklace that enabled Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William-Scott) to increase the size
of their girlfriends' breasts.